According to FHM readers, Megan Fox is the “Sexiest Woman Alive” in 2008.
She has slowly worked her way up the ranks in the past couple of years.
She was number 68 in 2006, 65 in 2007 and had a huge leap in 2008 reaching number 1.
Winning debut
There’s not a woman alive who looks better bent over a 1976 Chevrolet Camaro
in a denim miniskirt. With a sultry glower, capricious pout and six tattoos,
she’s the junior Angelina Jolie (but without the orphan addiction).
(FHM)
9 million FHM readers managed to stop masturbating long enough
to cast their vote in the 14th edition of the magazine’s ’sexiest’ poll, for Megan Fox.
As such Megan Fox is now the no 1 out of FHM’s 100 most raw female meat-puppets worldwide.
And yes, I do mean that she was voted the sexiest woman in the world.
And by a meat puppet I actually mean the flesh around a vagina
that has been shaped to perfection through surgical interventions to fit a commercial stereotype…
naaah, I’m gonna give up while I’m ahead…
According to the complete FHM top ten, Megan Fox managed to best
Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson,
Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale.
(zimbio)
Megan Fox 2009 Poster Size Wall Calendar
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